Mr. Skin

Hi. I'm Mr. Skin. Not my real name, of course, but if all you did since you were a kid was collect nude scenes from PG and R-rated movies, you'd want to conceal your warped sophomoric tendencies too. I've probably viewed over 20,000 movies, but don't ask me what they were about. I just fast-forwarded to the good parts. Since I've been on over 500 radio shows throughout the world, I've become known as the world's leading expert on female nudity in film, the idiot savant of celluloid skin. Boy, are my parents proud. And now a dedicated team of techno experts, all just as shallow as me, have created a giant website that rates and reviews virtually every mainstream film available (both domestic and skinternational) for... um... artistic merit (i.e. nudity content). This wealth of skinformation is supported, of course, by my ridiculously huge (and constantly growing) collection of pictures and videoclips. So please, come on in. You will be astounded by the degree to which a human being can waste his life away.